
Topless the Musical
Topless the Musical is a wild, witty, and wickedly dark one-woman immersive theatre experience that blurs the line between audience and performer, putting you right in the passenger seat.
Starring the electrifying Holly Lovelady, this genre-defying show introduces us to Sandie, a wise-cracking London tour guide who knows all the city’s secrets… and might be hiding a few of her own. As she leads her passengers past Big Ben, the Tower of London, and other iconic sights, it becomes clear this isn’t your standard city tour. Her stories swerve wildly from tourist trivia to troubling truths, and the cracks in her upbeat persona begin to show.
With original songs, razor-sharp wit, and speed bumps that swerve the story from laugh-out-loud humour to nail-bitingly dark, Topless is a journey through love, lies, and London, where the final destination is anything but expected.
Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
Buy TicketsReviews
Lovelady embodies the role perfectly, creating this wonderfully charismatic and funny character
- Northwest End
This production offers an unprecedented level of intimacy, drawing audiences into close-contact drama that is both highly dramatic and entirely unique
- New Music Weekly
Extraordinary immersive theatrical experience
- Broadway World
Dark, at time disturbing but always fun
- Broadway Baby
Holly is an instinctive actor – bold, fearless and at times quite outrageous. I have been lucky in a long career to have worked with many fine actors, but Holly really is one to watch
- Mike Healey, accomplished director and writer
Topless the Musical will enchant audiences
- Theatre News
Captivating performer and soul-stirring music
- Spinex Music
There is an age-old saying that life imitates art, but in the case of Holly Lovelady, art imitates life
- Los Angeles Wire
Event and Ticket Information
Access Info
If a customer requires the assistance of a personal assistant or a carer to attend, the companion is eligible for a complimentary personal assistant ticket. Free companion tickets can be booked in person, by email or over the phone.
Groups Info
10 tickets maximum per transaction on the website, please contact box office if you wish to purchase more than 10 tickets.
Age Recommendation
14+