Miss Ellaneous: Dangerous Assumptions
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    Miss Ellaneous: Dangerous Assumptions

    DANGEROUS ASSUMPTIONS,
    HIGH VOLTAGE,
    LOW BAR,
    HIGH CONCEPT,
    LOST CAUSE (Jeremy? Jeremy! Have you seen my lost cause?)
    PERSISTENT,
    UNREQUITED,
    UNFORGETTABLE,
    with tap dancing throughout.

    Miss Ellaneous, the electric lobster cabaret is back, come for well-meaning, all absorbing weirdness with ladles of love and lightning bolts of genius from a smorgasbord of the least definable performers in London right now. Hosted by your hero and mine, regal icon Charlie Wood, with interjections from lap dog, persistent support animal and acclaimed clown Frankie Thompson.

    Morticia Addams on the spoons back by popular demand.

    Detachable borders – get yours in the interval.

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    Booking Info
    • 4th Jun

    • 1h 30 mins (inc. interval)

    • Theatre
    • Prices from £13.50 (includes booking fee)

    • 16+

    Event and Ticket Information

    • Age Recommendation

      16+

    • Access Info

      If a customer requires the assistance of a personal assistant or a carer to attend, the companion is eligible for a complimentary personal assistant ticket. Free companion tickets can be booked in person, by email or over the phone.

    • Groups Info

      10 tickets maximum per transaction on the website. Please contact box office if you wish to purchase more than 10 tickets.

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