Little Squirt
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    Little Squirt

    Little Squirt is the uproarious multi award-winning musical comedy cabaret about the process of sperm donation with all original songs.

    It follows the journey of musical comedian Darby James after clicking on a Facebook advert in Melbourne’s final lockdown. On this unforgettable voyage, Darby navigates a sea of existential mayhem, while considering the absurdities of procreation and pondering pathways to queer parenthood. In the midst of this hilarious and heartfelt adventure through genetic questionnaires, medical screening and psychological evaluations, Darby finds himself as a seaman stranded in moral purgatory, faced with the unanswerable question: should we be having children?

    This show is part of Fringe Fix – a cracking handpicked selection of shows we think you’ll love from this year’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe. 

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    Booking Info
    • 5th Sep

    • 1hr

    • Underbelly Boulevard
    • Prices from £15.00

    Reviews

    • A profane but profound comedy musical … James is a winning, engaging performer

      - The Scotsman

    • A rare piece of musical theatre: unexpected, thought-provoking and bursting with heart

      - The List

    • Little Squirt is a masterpiece in creative writing, witty lyrics, a powerful message and a great sprinkling of humour

      - Glam Adelaide

    • Hilarious and vulnerable and an absolute treasure

      - Funny Tonne

    • An intimate and heartfelt cabaret masterpiece

      - Lilitha Reviews

    • A performance packed with Broadway-level skill, charisma & lyricism

      - Fringe Biscuit

    • A beautiful piece of work

      - Music Theatre Review

    • An unforgettable show

      - Theatre and Tonic

    Event and Ticket Information

    • Access Info

      If a customer requires the assistance of a personal assistant or a carer to attend, the companion is eligible for a complimentary personal assistant ticket. Free companion tickets can be booked in person, by email or over the phone.

    • Groups Info

      10 tickets maximum per transaction on the website, please contact box office if you wish to purchase more than 10 tickets.

    • Age Recommendation

      14+

      Contains strong language and sexual references

    July 2025
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